I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Sing! Sing, trees! Sing, sky!
Wiggles: I am singing as loud as I can. Stop trying to drown me out!
Doodlebug: Doh doh duh doh doh DOH! I am louder than everyone put together.
Miss Sweetie: Ah ooooo. Oh oh oh ooooo!
Me: What is all this racket about?
Stella: Racket? You call our singing racket? Is racket a beautiful noise that you enjoy? Because if it is, here is some more.
Me: No, thanks. I’ve had quite enough already. Why are you all caterwauling?
Stella: Lady Human! How dare you compare us to cats?
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