I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Watch out! Sharp pointy mouths are running around.
Me: They always are. I try not to listen.
Sweetie: Chicken pointy mouths, Lady Human! Humans don’t have sharp pointy mouths.
Me: Oh, yes, we do.
MoonCat: Just wait, ma’am, until one of those pointy chicken mouths starts pecking on your bare foot. The difference becomes obvious.
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