I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Move along. Move along. Time’s a-wasting.
Sweetie: Hey, no cutting in line! I was here first!
Doodlebug: My stomach is getting emptier by the second.
Me: You just ate not three hours ago.
Doodlebug: YES! TOO LONG! And this line is taking forever.
Sweetie: The service here is terrible.
Me: Hey, I’ve only got two hands.
MoonCat: Meow! Where is my food?
Me: Coming. Coming. I only have two legs.
Sweetie: Excuses. Excuses. Keep the line moving.
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