
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: You’ve done it again, Lady Human. You left the sun running full blast when it needs to be turned down.
Doodlebug: The sun did go down last night. I watched it through the window.
Sweetie: Yeah, but it came back up which means somebody didn’t turn the right knob.
Me: Y’all don’t seem to understand how little control humans have over stuff like the sun.

MoonCat: That’s good news. In my book, the less control humans have, the better.
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