I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Doodle, Lady Human is weird. She takes those pieces of cloth she calls “clothes” and throws them into a big metal box that growls at them. And then they come out all wet from crying and she throws them into a hot box that tosses them around and around.
Doodlebug: The clothes are like our towels. They can’t cry. They are flat and still until she puts them on. Then they move like her.
MoonCat: You know. Like sweaters.
Doodlebug and Sweetie: NO SWEATERS!
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