
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: The delivery guy! He’s here! He’s here! Time to play!
Doodlebug: Let’s give him a big, bulldog welcome! The louder, the better!
Me: No, no, no! He’s just doing his job. Give the poor guy a break.
Sweetie: Okay, what do you want us to break?

MoonCat: Bad bulldog habits.
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