I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, we have figured out everything.
Me: I can’t wait to hear.
Sweetie: Keep your feet on the ground.
Doodlebug: Taste the air.
Sweetie: Keep your nose to the sky.
Doodlebug: Wear your hat.
Sweetie: Perk your ears.
Doodlebug: Keep your eyes open.
Sweetie: If it looks weird…
Doodlebug: Tastes weird…
Sweetie: Smells weird…
Doodlebug: Sounds weird…
Sweetie: Feels weird…
Sweetie & Doodlebug: Then, that ‘s right. It’s weird!
MoonCat: So, if you’re a bulldog, roll in it, lick it, bathe in it, sleep on it. Celebrate!
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