I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: What do you mean “king”? I don’t remember voting for you.
Doodlebug: No vote necessary. Facts are facts. I’m in charge of the pack which is everybody.
Me: Uh, beg to differ. Number one – I am in charge. Number two – I am not a bulldog, thus not a pack member.
Sweetie: Awww, Lady Human, you are one of us even though you are not nearly as good-looking as we are, but you can’t help that, I know.
MoonCat: Meow. Me, too. Pack member.
Doodlebug: Yes, even though you are not now and never will be a true bulldog, join in.
Sweetie: This is getting out of control. What next? Chickens? Monster lizards? Bugs?
Doodlebug: Chickens…I dunno…maybe, but I definitely draw the pack membership line at bugs. They don’t listen to instructions, and they try to take over everything.
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