I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. And one, two, three – SLAM!
Me: Hey, Stella!
Stella: And one, two, three – BAM!
Me: Cut it out!
Stella: Circle, circle, circle, and SLAM!
Me: Stella! No more! This is my bed! Stop trying to bump me over.
Stella: It would be a whole lot easier and faster if you would just roll off the bed on your own. You are way too heavy for me to move.
Me: I’m not supposed to move. Once again, hear what I am saying. This is MY bed. My ONLY bed. You have this bed and that bed, and you can sleep in the other room where there is yet another bed for you.
Stella: But this is my favorite. So, BOOM!
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