I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Ouch!
Me: What happened now?
Stella: MoonCat happened.
Me: Here, let me see. She poked you on the head. It’s already scabbing over. Another battle scar. What started this fight?
Stella: Well, she was staring at me, sitting all prissy on the couch and I jumped up on the couch to say a friendly howdy and…
Stella: No, I didn’t, you cat you!
Me: What did she say?
Stella: She says I jumped on her.
Me: Well, didn’t you? You were up on the couch.
Stella: Poor old Stella. Always getting accused of jumping on cats just because…just because I jump on cats.
Me: You came away with a tiny scratch. Let that be a lesson to you. Stay away from cats.
Stella: No, stay away from cat claws.
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