I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Here are tips for stopping a blanket thief from sneaking your blankets away in the middle of the night.
One: Pile your blankets underneath you and get on top of them.
Two: If the blanket thief has already snatched your blankets, wait until she gets up to do whatever it is that humans do at night and snatch the blankets back. Pile them into a small mound underneath you and get on top of them.
Three: If the blanket thief rolls up in your blankets, wait until she is asleep and then paw the blankets from her. You can also tug them with your teeth. Pile them into a mountain underneath you and flop on top of them.
Four: Wait until the blanket thief is asleep and then, very slowly, pull the blankets into your own bed. Pile them into a huge mountain underneath you and flop down on top of them.
Blankets are important to a good night’s sleep. And don’t worry about the humans. They always have more blankets stashed somewhere. They will not do without.
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