Worst Restaurant in Town – Conversations with Stella


I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. This is the worst restaurant in town.

Me:  Stella, I thought I made it clear to you. This is not a restaurant.

Stella:  Why do humans get to choose their own food? Why can’t we have one of those things you pick food from?

Me:  A menu?

Stella:  If you say so. You bring home all kinds of food from all kinds of places. Why can’t we do that?

Me:  Your food may be boring, but it’s good for you. It doesn’t make you sick. Some of our foods and spices would.

Stella:  How would you like it if every meal you ate was the same?

Me:  I would find it kind of boring. I’d still eat it. You know, so as not to starve.

Stella:  Would you go to that restaurant every day?

Me:  Probably not.

Stella:  So why should we eat at this restaurant every day?










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