I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Mmmmm!
Me: What’s wrong?
Stella: Mmmmm! Nothing! Mmmmm!
Me: Something must be wrong for you to be grumbling like that.
Stella: I can grumble if I want to. Nobody can stop me from grumbling. It is a bulldog speech right.
Me: I’d still like to know why.
Stella: It’s too hot.
Me: No…
Stella: It’s too cold.
Me: No, not that either.
Stella: Everybody’s too loud. Be quiet!
Me: Is that better?
Stella: Where did the noise go? It’s too quiet!
Me: I think I need a vacation.
Stella: Yes, go! No, stay!
Me: Calm down, girl! Why are you a fussbudget today?
Stella: Somebody has to do it and I’m the best fussbudget there is!
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