I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Hey, what’s this? Aw, Stella, you left cracker crumbs in your bed. I thought you had vacuumed those up.
Stella: A few crumbs. Is that all? Here, let me get them. Okay, now I’m ready for more.
Me: More what? Crumbs?
Stella: No, no, no! More crackers! Isn’t that where crumbs come from? Aren’t crumbs just baby crackers?
Me: Crumbs are broken pieces of crackers. Crackers don’t have babies. Crackers are not alive.
Stella: You could have fooled me with the way they jump into your mouth.
Me: I admit it. I enjoy a good cracker or two when I’m watching TV at night.
Stella: Oh, Lady Human, a cracker or two? You forget. I can count higher than that.
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