I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. Uh, Lady Human, watch out! Doodlebug is sniffing!
Me: All of you are sniffing all the time. What’s the problem?
Stella: Lady Human! Leg up!
Me: Whoa! Whoa! Doodle, stop!
Doodlebug: What? What’s happening?
Me: It’s what is NOT going to happen! No leg hiking in here! Take it outside!
Doodlebug: But I need to let everyone know I’ve been here.
Me: Everybody already knows you’ve been here.
Stella: Yeah, Doodle, we don’t need reminders. I think you’re just showing off with all that leg stuff anyway. I don’t ever need to do that.
Doodlebug: If you ever want to make your mark in the world, I’ll be happy to show you how.
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