MINE! – Conversations with Sweetie

Sweetie: Lady Human!

Me: Hmmm.

Sweetie: LADY HUMAN!

Me: Huh? What?

Sweetie: You are sleeping in my chair!

Me: Am I? Wait. This is my chair.

Sweetie: No. It WAS your chair until you abandoned it for a few minutes one day and I claimed it.

Me: I don’t believe your claim would hold up in a court of law. In fact, I’m certain it would not. So my chair. My human-owned chair. The end.

Sweetie: You just wait.

Me: Wait until what?

Sweetie: Until you leave the room. Possession is nine-tenths of bulldog law.

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