
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, somebody set Sweetie’s motor running and now she can’t shut off.

Sweetie: Run over here. Run over there. Run! Run! Run! Everywhere!
Me: Sweetie, turn it down a notch. Or two or three.
Sweetie: Mustn’t stop. It’s time. It’s time.
Me: It’s time for your off button.
Sweetie: Ain’t got one.
Me: Even if I rub this spot right here.
Sweetie: Oooo, you just pushed my button.

MoonCat: Off buttons have the power to change history.
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