Sit Down! That’s an Order! – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, you look funny. Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, I think so. I just need to breathe…

Doodlebug: Sit down, ma’am! That’s an order! I am the King, like I told you.

Me: All right. Sitting down. Breathing.

Sweetie: You don’t look so funny anymore.

MoonCat: If sitting and breathing could get rid of funny-looking, that’s what bulldogs should do all the time.

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