Sit Down! That’s an Order! – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, you look funny. Are you okay?

Me: Yeah, I think so. I just need to breathe…

Doodlebug: Sit down, ma’am! That’s an order! I am the King, like I told you.

Me: All right. Sitting down. Breathing.

Sweetie: You don’t look so funny anymore.

MoonCat: If sitting and breathing could get rid of funny-looking, that’s what bulldogs should do all the time.

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Sit! – Conversations with Doodlebug

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Me: Sit.

Doodlebug: I beg your pardon.

Me: Sit!

Doodlebug: Well, that was rude!

Me: Nothing rude about it. You’re my dog. I need you to sit so I can trim your nails. Sit!

Doodlebug: I don’t believe you have the right to tell me how to use my legs…

Me: SIT!

Doodlebug: Oh, all right! But you sure have a way of making “sit” sound like a dirty word.

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