“Don’t cross the line! This is dog territory! No chicken invaders allowed!”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Don’t Cross the Line!
Welcome to Simpleton – Featherbrain
“Is that what is called a ‘featherbrain’? I thought that only applied to humans.”
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Running around like a Chicken – Conversations with Sweetie
Sweetie: Lady Human, we have a problem.
Me: What’s wrong?
Sweetie: There is something running around my sunbath area. I think it is a bird. It has wings, but it is not flying. I think something needs to be done.
Me: It’s alright, Sweetie. It’s a chicken.
Sweetie: Well, I knew it wasn’t a bulldog. But I don’t think it’s right to have a big chicken running around my sunbath spot.
Me: She won’t bother you.
Sweetie: What if she wants my spot? I’m not giving up my spot to a bird. I mean, what if she invites friends? It won’t be a sunbath anymore. It’ll be a bird bath.
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Welcome to Simpleton – Climb like a Chicken
“Have you ever seen a chicken climb a tall fence? It is an inspiring sight. But why did the chicken climb the fence? To get to the other side, I guess.”
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Welcome to Simpleton – Kick Up Your Heals
“Kick up your heals every once in a while. Just don’t kick anybody.”
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