
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: What’s all the commotion?

Sweetie: Help, Lady Human! That wild crazy chicken is chasing me!
Me: Were you messing with her nest?
Sweetie: No. Yes. Maybe. There was an egg. I like eggs.

MoonCat: That’s why I stay in a chicken-free zone. Less temptation.
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