
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: What’s for lunch today?

Sweetie: Same as every day. Food.
Me: I’ll have a sandwich.
Doodlebug: Me, too.
Sweetie: Me, three.
Me: Uh-oh.

MoonCat: Lady Human? Did you bring enough for everyone?
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