
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. You have stuff coming out of your ears, Lady Human.

Sweetie: Yeah, long, stringy stuff.
Me: Huh? Oh, sorry. What was that?
Sweetie: It’s only those things she plugs her ears up with.
Doodlebug: Her noise boxes.

MoonCat: Oh, may I please have some?
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