What’s Going Into Your Ears? – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: She’s plugged in again.

Doodlebug: Lady Human, what goes into your ears when you plug those things into your ears?

Sweetie: Yeah, we keep our ears open so they can, you know, be ears.

Me: Right now, it’s music.

Doodlebug: Ew! No! That human screechy stuff.

MoonCat: She didn’t have a recording of bulldog screechy stuff. She had to make do.

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Stopped Up Ears – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. You have stuff coming out of your ears, Lady Human.

Sweetie: Yeah, long, stringy stuff.

Me: Huh? Oh, sorry. What was that?

Sweetie: It’s only those things she plugs her ears up with.

Doodlebug: Her noise boxes.

MoonCat: Oh, may I please have some?

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