I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Help! Lady Human, that squirrel threw a nut on my head! How rude!
Me: Maybe it was an accident. They are “nut chunking” right now, storing up their nut piles for winter. Did you get that? “Nut chucking” versus “nut chunking”.
Doodlebug: You are playing human word games again, ma’am. But this is serious.
MoonCat: Yes, an acorn on the head should not be taken lightly.
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