I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, what’s wrong with your tongue?
Me: Ehh. I got something stuck on it. Popcorn shell, maybe.
Doodlebug: I’ll help lick it off.
Me: No, thank you!
Sweetie: Stick your tongue way out like this.
Me: I try not to do that too often. People take it the wrong way.
Sweetie: How come?
MoonCat: Best practice: Keep your tongue behind your teeth.
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