I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Okay, who’s been chewing on this table leg? Confess!
Sweetie: Are you sure you didn’t do it, Lady Human? We know how you like to snack at night.
Me: Absolutely not me.
Doodlebug: Well, maybe I could have…a little.
Me: Tables stand on legs. What happens if you chew a leg away?
Doodlebug: I would have to find another table to chew on.
MoonCat: Good thing that I’ve only ever chewed on things that wouldn’t be noticed for a long, long time.
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