I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Stop sitting on my stuffie toy! You’ve got your own!
Sweetie: Who says I’m sitting on your toy?
Me: I do. You may have a large posterior, but I can see the edge of the toy sticking out from under you.
Sweetie: Please don’t interfere, Lady Human.
Me: Human in charge. Not interfering. Doing my job.
Sweetie: Spoil sport.
MoonCat: My sympathy goes to the poor ole stuffie. Can you imagine being sat on by a bulldog? Agghh, the horror!
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