
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: You’re doing it again, both of you. The Sit and Stare. I don’t mind as long as there’s no biting.

Sweetie: But sometimes Doodle looks at me with that look in his eyes and I get so mad that I have to…
Me: No, you don’t! I sit and stare at you both all the time. Is that all right?
Doodlebug: Sure.
Sweetie: Always.
Me: Do you ever feel like biting my face?
Doodlebug: Nope.
Sweetie: Never.

MoonCat: You don’t have a bulldog face or stare, Lady Human. Be grateful.
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