Shiny Human Faces – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, your face is all shiny.

Me: Is it?

Doodlebug: Yeah, it’s kind of drippy, too.

Me: It’s pretty hot outside.

Sweetie: So the sun shines and makes your face shine.

Me: Sort of. Not in the same way though. Mine is sweat.

Sweetie: Ew. Yuck. Get rid of it.

Doodlebug: Wipe it off.

MoonCat: And here I thought you were trying a new facial cream.

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