I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Whoa! It’s sweltering out there. I’m going to sit in here and do nothing.
Sweetie: You do that all the time anyway. Why is today different?
Me: As I said, I’m sweltering.
Sweetie: There! You are doing something! Congratulations, Lady Human!
MoonCat: However, sweltering is a low level activity.
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