Shiny Human Faces – Conversations with the Pack

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, your face is all shiny.

Me: Is it?

Doodlebug: Yeah, it’s kind of drippy, too.

Me: It’s pretty hot outside.

Sweetie: So the sun shines and makes your face shine.

Me: Sort of. Not in the same way though. Mine is sweat.

Sweetie: Ew. Yuck. Get rid of it.

Doodlebug: Wipe it off.

MoonCat: And here I thought you were trying a new facial cream.

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Salt Lick – Conversations with Doodlebug and Sweetie

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I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Shush! She’s trying to relax. We have to creep up real quiet like and then…

Me: Hey! What’s going on?

Sweetie: Mmmmm.

Doodlebug: Mmmmm. Salty.

Me: Y’all licked on my back! Don’t go licking on my back!

Sweetie: But that’s where the salt is.

Doodlebug: Yeah, Lady Human, and it would be a lot easier if you could just raise that shirt of yours up a little bit so we wouldn’t have to.

Sweetie: Yeah, and it helps a whole bunch when you sleep on the low couch. Much easier to reach.

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