
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. It’s raining, Lady Human!
Me: Yes, I noticed.

Sweetie: It’s raining hard!
Me: Right again!
Sweetie: Look at Roo-Roo the Rooster. He’s all dry! How come he gets to be all dry?
Me: He’s standing under his doorway. He has the good sense to stay in out of the rain.
Doodlebug: So why are we all standing out in it?

MoonCat: Some of us have more chicken sense than bulldog sense.
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