Parakeet Tranquilizer – Conversations with the Big Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: What is that sound you are playing, Lady Human?

Me: It’s a Gregorian chant. Very old.

Doodlebug: The budgies are listening. They’ve gone quiet.

MoonCat: Maybe the Gregorians could chant more often.

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