I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges, and a true lover of the humans’ music. Today, I must say, SHUT IT OFF!
Me: What? What’s wrong?
Stella: Too many notes. STOP IT!
Me: Stella, you all seem to like it when I turn on music.
Stella: That is when you play good music, Lady Human. All you have played today is loud dance music. I like dancing as much as the next bulldog, but I can’t dance to this human stuff. I keep thinking about dancing, dancing, dancing, and now I am just tired. Good evening. I am going to take a long nap. See you in the morning.
Snoopey: Yeah, let’s go to bed. I’ve been dancing in my head all day long. I’m exhausted.
Tiger: And then there were those dancing humans on the Picture Box. I have never seen humans act that way. I think they may not have been real humans. They may have been mechanical. That’s scary.
Miss Sweetie: Dancing…dancing…dancing this way…dancing that…dancing forward…dancing back…
Stella: Sweetie, stop the stomping. Go to sleep.
Doodlebug: Dancing is just jumping around but slowly. I do that all the time. Therefore, I am the best dancer.
Wiggles: No, I am! Watch!
Me: Yay! Comma dance! Comma dance!
Stella: Anybody can do that!
Me: I can’t.
Stella: I meant anyone with dancing talent. You told me that you can’t dance.
Me: I can’t.
Stella: Is that why you watch all those humans dance on the Picture Box?
Me: I like to see people who do it well. What kind of music do you want to listen to?
Stella: Push that button.
Me: The volume?
Stella: Yes, push it again.
Stella: And again.
Me: Now I can’t hear it.
Stella: Push it one more time.
Me: Like that?
Stella: Yes, now I can’t hear it. Perfect. Good night.
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