Out the Wazoo – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, those humans on the Big Picture Box are talking silly again. They said something was “out the wazoo”. Does that mean outside?

Me: In a way, yes.

Doodlebug: What’s a wazoo?

Me: Let me put it this way. Everyone has one.

MoonCat: Seems imminently fair to me.

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