I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges, and…
Snoopey: GET OUT OF MY FACE!
Tiger: MAKE ME, LOUD MOUTH!
Stella: I AM STELLA, QUEEN OF THE OLDE ENGLISH BULLDOGGES, BUT THAT DOESN’T SEEM TO MATTER TO SOME! NOW DID ANYBODY HEAR THAT?
Snoopey: Tiger got in my face. She’s on my ground. If you are the queen, whatever that means, what are you going to do about it?
Tiger: Nothing! She’s not in charge! Do you want to fight? Let’s see who’s really In charge!
Snoopey: Whenever you’re ready, b…
Me: Hold on there! Back off! Tiger, in your crate! Snoopey, in your crate! NOW!
Stella: Good call, Lady Human. Neutral corners.
Me: All well and good for the moment, but how do we get past this?
Snoopey: Hey, Tiger! Do you want to fight? Well, do ya, punk?
Tiger: Come and get it!
Snoopey: I so would, but the crate is latched!
Tiger: Yeah, mine, too! Inconvenient.
Me: Everybody, calm down!
Snoopey: I will if she will!
Tiger: No, I will if she will!
Stella: I WILL IF THEY BOTH WILL! Why is it so hard to be queen?
Me: Why are we having this problem again?
Snoopey: Because Tiger is stupid?
Tiger: Because Snoopey is selfish?
Stella: Because low blood sugar! I’m hangry! Treats all around!
Snoopey: Okay, but me first!
Tiger: No, me!
Snoopey: Do you want to fight?
Me: Now I want to fight. Where are the treats? I need some, too!
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