I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Eeeww! What is that smell?
Me: I put some ointment on my feet.
Sweetie: Stinky feet! Stinky feet! Throw them away!
Me: I can’t. They are attached to the rest of me. If I were a bulldog, I wouldn’t be calling anyone else’s feet stinky.
MoonCat: Good point, Lady Human. Still, you might want to cover yours up for now. Consider the budgies’ tiny noses.
Baby and Bud: Accckk! Stinky feet!
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