I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human! Emergency!
Me: Where? What?
Sweetie: A headless chicken is dancing by that wire fence.
Me: No, not headless. Head stuck. Here, let me move this…there. What were you doing, silly? There’s never any food back there.
Doodlebug: Chickens are dumb.
Sweetie: Yeah, no bulldog would ever do something silly dumb like that.
MoonCat: Mmmm! Where did I put my list?
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