
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: Look at this mess!

Sweetie: Okay.
Doodlebug: I’m looking.
Me: This whole thing has gone cattywampus and I don’t know how to fix it.
Sweetie: Catty what?
Doodlebug: Wampus where?
Me: Messed up. Fouled up. Not right at all.

MoonCat: This catty didn’t do it and my wampus is just fine, thank you.
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