A Crick in the Neck – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, your head is sitting weird on your body.

Me: Something weird? Then everything’s normal.

Doodlebug: Is your head leaning because it’s too heavy? Because mine is.

Me: I’ve got a crick in my neck.

Sweetie: One of those singing bugs? Let me at him!

MoonCat: A bulldog jumping on your neck? Just say ‘no’, ma’am. That won’t help cricks or crickets.

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