I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: Lady Human, you and Tall Man were talking, talking, talking about that stuff you call ‘money’.
Me: Yeah, it’s a big subject.
Doodlebug: Yeah, you carry it in your hands and clothes everywhere. You and money are very close.
Sweetie: How come? Can you eat it?
Me: No, but you can buy stuff to eat with it. And stuff to wear. And stuff to play with. And places to live. And things to drive. And…
Sweetie: Can we have some?
Me: No. Mine. All mine.
MoonCat: Oh, my. The humans are in love.
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