I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Lady Human, why are you making the “ermmm” noise over and over again?
Me: Ermmm! I’m trying to enter this information and it’s not working.
Sweetie: Ermmm! I hate when that happens. Try stomping on it with both feet.
Me: I don’t think that will help. I’m pressing this button and that one over and over again and nothing works.
MoonCat: You mean humans made something that doesn’t work? Don’t answer that. I already know. Ermmm! Try stomping on it with both feet. It won’t help, but you may feel better.
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