Some Lines Must Be Drawn – Conversations with the Pack

I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: Lady Human, we need our own bathroom inside the house.

Doodlebug: Going outside at all hours is too inconvenient for us and for you.

Me: No. No. Absolutely not. A line has to be drawn sometimes and this is one of those lines.

Sweetie: How come? MoonCat gets her potty in the house.

Me: Cats are different.

MoonCat: Amen to that.

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