I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Me: What’s going on? Are y’all having a staring contest?
Sweetie: Shhhh! We’re having a staring contest.
Me: That’s what I thought. As long as it doesn’t turn into bulldog fight.
Doodlebug: Why would we interrupt a staring contest with a fight?
Sweetie: Yeah, we can’t fight with our eyes. Can we?
Doodlebug: Don’t look at me like that!
Sweetie: Don’t you look at me like that!
Me: Break it up. Contest over.
MoonCat: I win.
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