
I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.

Sweetie: The Little Human looks all fancy. How come?
Doodlebug: I am the King and I don’t even have stuff that fancy.
Me: She’s going to a big party. Everybody is dressing up.
Sweetie: I want to dress up!
Doodlebug: I want to dress up!
Me: Okay. I’ll pull out y’all’s sweaters.
Sweetie & Doodlebug: NO SWEATERS!

MoonCat: I heartily concur with my bulldog companions. Besides, I am well-dressed just as I am. What I really want is a party.
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