I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges.
Sweetie: The big picture box, Lady Human.
Me: The television set. Yes. What about it?
Sweetie: Those humans in it. They are flat. That’s just plain wrong. We should let them out.
Me: The humans you see aren’t actually in the flat screen. Those are simply their images. Like the pictures of y’all on my phone. You were never in the phone, were you?
Doodlebug: Sounds reasonable, but makes no sense.
MoinCat: As with all things human, there is a great mystery here.
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