I am Doodlebug, King of the Olde English Bulldogges. Uh-oh!
Sweetie: “Uh-oh” is right! This is most distressing! Lady Human! Something unidentified has showed up in our sleep spaces!
Me: Yeah! Great, right?
Doodlebug: That’s not what I would call them.
Sweetie: What do we call them?
MoonCat: I would call them new sleep cushions. Anyone would call them that. Ugh. Dogs are so dumb.
Me: Yeah. For extra padding and insulation now that it’s started to get cooler.
Doodlebug: Doesn’t smell like me.
Me: Well, not yet, but give it 5 seconds.
Sweetie: I’m not sure. I think it makes me itchy.
Me: It’s brand new. Nobody’s ever used them before. Oh, Doodlebug, you aren’t even trying yours.
Doodlebug: I trust the floor. It won’t swallow me up and fly me away while I’m asleep.
Me: The pad won’t either. That could never happen.
Sweetie: Says the human, and we all know how smart they are.
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Bulldoggy 
They never like the new beds. I never know what to buy that they would like. One day they would like that bed in the next day they would like this kind of bed always a mystery.
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