I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I have tried to hide it from the pack, Lady Human.
Me: Tried to hide what?
Stella: That summer is slapping us in the face.
Me: Meh. We had a pretty mild summer, temperature-wise.
Stella: I saw you checking the heat today. You said 102. That is a big lot of temperature.
Me: Autumn is coming.
Stella: Who told you that?
Me: History, the calendar, and the National Weather Service.
Stella: More human nonsense. It’s hot. It will be hot as long as it is hot.
Me: Okay, if you say so.
Stella: I do say so.
Me: All right.
Stella: All right! Are we arguing?
Me: About the weather?
Me: Why would we argue about that?
Stella: Because we are hot!
Stella: Can we stop arguing now?
Stella: Because it’s making me hot.
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