Eye Windows – Conversations with Stella

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I am Stella, Queen of the Olde English Bulldogges. I have always wondered, Lady Human, but I was embarrassed to ask…

 

Me:  Why would you be embarrassed to ask me anything?

Stella:  This is about those windows on your eyes.

Me:  Windows? Oh, glasses!

Stella:  If you say so.

Me:  Glasses don’t embarrass me.

Stella:  We don’t like to ask you questions about stuff you wear. Like that weird thing you wind around your head that looks like something is attacking you.

Me:  The head towel.

Stella:  If you say so. Those eye windows. Why do you wear them?

Me:  They help me see clearly at a distance.

Stella:  I look through windows. I don’t see more clearly.

Me:  These are special windows…uh…lenses. They are special windows made just for my eyes.

Stella:  Do they hurt?

Me:  No, not at all.

Stella:  May I have some?

Me:  From what I understand about the eyes of dogs, they may not respond to…eye windows…the way human eyes do.

Stella:  May I chew on yours?

Me:  No! Absolutely not! MoonCat did that once and I had to have them repaired. You haven’t missed anything. They don’t even taste good.

Stella:  Oh, well, in that case, never mind.

 

 

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